SEX.
SEXY.
SEXIER.
SEXERCISE.
SEXERMATISM.

I made up the last word! haha.
It means automatism sex. =)

At 2am in the morning, I am eating hot bacon and laughing over the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.
It was on MSN and I was chatting with a dickhead friend who is actually quite entertaining to talk to.Well.. the bugger was complaining non-stop about his long term girlfriend still refuses to have sex with him.
Tsk.. see or not how terrible guys nowadays are. Trying to con their girlfriends.

I had fun teasing him being a '20 year old virgin'.
LOL.
Out of courtesy, I told him " eh, maybe she is doing you good to make sure you go to heaven!"
"You know pre-marital sex is a sin right?"

He gave me the best answer ever! I think the on the next election, I'll vote him as GOD.
" I believe in god and all those shit.
But I don't understand why making someone else pleasurable a sin?!!!"

o.O
wow.
Daym that was blardy classic man.
He has got a point!
I bet he thinks raping someone is like sacrificing yourself by doing the victim a favor also right?
Holy Grandmother of all apes!
hahaha..

Oh! oh!
Another thing..
" So that place got a lot of chickedies?"
"har? Chicken dies?"
" No lar! It means hot chick la!"
" ooOooOooOoo.. I thought anak ayam mati."
Okay, I know I am daym jakun. But how the should I know it means hot chick?
Not like I use the word also..

yaya papaya, emo nemo!

I've gotta run!